ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

cismouse:

good cue to unfollow someone: if they say things like “tumblr gets so offended by everything” “im waiting for someone to get offended by this” *making fun of tagging triggers*

civil-anarchy:

chandelurer:

chandelurer:

In other news, the strongest trainers in the region no longer have to stand as they wait for challengers

LOOK SHE GETS A CHAIR TO ON THE RIGHT

CHAIRS CONFIRMED.

civil-anarchy:

chandelurer:

chandelurer:

In other news, the strongest trainers in the region no longer have to stand as they wait for challengers


LOOK SHE GETS A CHAIR TO ON THE RIGHT

CHAIRS CONFIRMED.

weirdscout:

I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”

white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

princessababwa:

When I pass a test that everyone else fails

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catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”